◆ State legislature enters 14th week of discussing whether to discuss anything ◆ Wake County man 'pretty sure' he voted but cannot confirm ◆ Governor clarifies remarks, introduces new remarks requiring clarification ◆ Raleigh approves new downtown development pending approval of plan to develop approval process ◆ Local op-ed writer stands by characterization of situation as 'unprecedented' ◆ Study confirms findings of 2019 study, recommends further study ◆ NC Department of Transportation confirms road will continue to be under construction ◆ City council member says he 'supports' transit in principle, declines to elaborate ◆ State legislature enters 14th week of discussing whether to discuss anything ◆ Wake County man 'pretty sure' he voted but cannot confirm ◆ Governor clarifies remarks, introduces new remarks requiring clarification ◆ Raleigh approves new downtown development pending approval of plan to develop approval process ◆ Local op-ed writer stands by characterization of situation as 'unprecedented' ◆ Study confirms findings of 2019 study, recommends further study ◆ NC Department of Transportation confirms road will continue to be under construction ◆ City council member says he 'supports' transit in principle, declines to elaborate
Est. 2014  ·  April 9, 2026 Raleigh, NC  ·  Vol. XII, No. 847
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Below is a complete record of Ungrammared's published output, organized chronologically. The gaps are accurate. We have chosen not to address them further in this context. They are addressed, obliquely, in our About section.

2026
Raleigh Implements Stage 1 Water Restrictions; Residents Assured System Is Simple
local  ·  By Kent Davison  ·  April 27
Raleigh's Forgotten Neighborhoods: The Food Desert Crisis No One Is Talking About
local  ·  By Kent Davison  ·  April 20
Melania Had "I Am Not Slovenian" Speech Ready to Go
news  ·  By Craig Millar  ·  April 13
Town of Cary Approves New Shade of Tan
politics  ·  By Kent Davison  ·  April 10
City Council Approves New Streetcar Study to Determine Whether City Should Commission Study on Streetcars
local  ·  By Kent Davison  ·  April 9
State Senator Says He Has Read Most of Bill, Plans to Skim Rest Before Vote Thursday
news  ·  By D. Henderson  ·  April 8
NC GOP Unveils New State Flag Featuring Eagle, Musket, and Font That Is Doing Too Much
politics  ·  By D. Henderson  ·  April 6
New 'Elevated' Restaurant to Open in Space Vacated by Previous Elevated Restaurant
local  ·  By Patricia Vance  ·  April 5
I Have Lived in Raleigh for Three Years and Am Fully Prepared to Weigh In on Everything
op-ed  ·  By Brad Kellerman  ·  April 4
Correction: Ungrammared Has Never Reported on the Raleigh Belt Line Trail
corrections  ·  By The Editors  ·  April 3
Ungrammared Home & Garden™ Presents: How to Talk to Your Neighbor About Their Yard Without Starting a Sixteen-Year Conflict
how-to  ·  By Patricia Vance  ·  April 3
2022
Op-Ed: President Biden Makes Case for Dems in November
op-ed  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  August 17
Ft. Bragg to be Renamed "Camp Unicorn Farts"
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 6
Cameron Park Residents Upset with Village District Rebrand
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 3
Ungrammared Outdoors™ Presents: How to attract the most popular birds to your birdfeeder
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 3
Ungrammared’s Tips For Staying Safe in the Heat
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 3
“A Day Without A Woman” Leaves Mayo Unseen Right in the Very Front of the Damn Fridge
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Black Families Routinely Separated at Prison; America Watches World Cup
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Cary Really Hoping There’s No Evidence Charles Manson Grew Up There
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Coach Doeren “Super Disappointed” Not to be Playing WVU Right Now
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Cooper Trumps the Fake News at Press Conference
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
In Shocking Election, White Incumbent Defeats African-American Challenger
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
ITB Refugee Crisis Intensifies
politics  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  June 2
Meryl Streep Returns to Mount Olympus
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
N.C. State Begins Search for 2022 Replacement of Kevin Keatts
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
NoFo, Rialto, Lilly’s Pizza, Underwood Elementary to be Razed
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
PROTEST UPDATE: Houses Go Dirty; Suppers Unserved in Oakwood, PRCP, Mordecai
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Protestors topple statue of local sex offender
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Raleigh City Council Approves “The Big Ditch” Concept
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Republican Attorney Chris Anglin Excited to Run as Black Female for N.C. Supreme Court
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
UNC-CH Students Resort to Bottled Water Tainted with Malt and Corn
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Ungrammared Presents (a little late) the 2017 State Fair Music Lineup!
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Ungrammared Presents: The First Annual (probs) Raleigh Curfew Q&A
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
USDOL Projection: 100% Male Unemployment By 2019
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Who’s Been Putting U-Locks on Bird Scooters in Raleigh?
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
McFarlane to Build ITB Wall; Cary and Brier Creek to Pay
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 31
Ask N.C. State Athletic Director Debbie Yow
op-ed  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 28
Satan: Hillary's Pushing This Contract a Little Far, In My Opinion
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 22
2016
Porta-John Companies Ready For This Weekend's E.ColiFest at Pullen-Dix
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  July 20
Thousands Arrive For Area Universities' Conferring of M.R.S. On Saturday
local  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  May 9
The Charlotte Bathroom Ordinance & HB2: What Do You Think?
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  April 20
Concerns Over Food Safety Mount as Local Ice Cream Truck Fails Health & Sanitation Inspection
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  April 11
LGBT Groups Choose Raleigh as Host Site
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  March 30
Former Charlotte Mayoral Candidate Clodfelter Self-Identifies as Mayor
politics  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  February 29
Oakwood Residents Demand Return to Kerosene Streetlamps
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  February 25
Local OBGYN Retiring After 30 Years of Staring at Women's Crotches
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  February 10
Cruz Campaign Tweets out "All Other Canddtes Kild n Fiery Bus Crash" Just Before NH Primary
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  February 8
Charlotte to Hire Tree Czar, Durham to Hire Bush and Shrub Vizier
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  February 2
Hillary Retools Campaign to Praise FBI Agents, Attorneys General, Prosecutors
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  January 26
Ungrammared’s Tips for Staying Safe in the Snow and Ice
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  January 24
2015
Rare Tommy Hillbilly Shirt Sold at North Carolina State Fair
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  October 15
Mayoral Race Determined By Candidates' Position On Iran Deal
politics  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  October 7
Local Residents Terrified By Giant Orange Sky-Orb
politics  ·  By Jacque Asse  ·  October 6
College Freshman Already Prepping Thesis on Postmodernism
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  October 5
Amish Restaurant-Goer Suspicious of Valet Service
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  August 28
Epic Candidate Fight on Top of a Streetcar?
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  August 26
USA Today, Mini Page Pleased So Far With N&O Merger
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  August 17
Way Too Many Zaxby's in Charlotte: Business Op Ed
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  August 13
Carolina Panthers Change Name to Dodgers
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  August 5
SEANC's Landscaping/Manscaping Scandal Grows as Cope Indicted
politics  ·  By Jacque Asse  ·  August 4
Not-For-Nothin-A-Thon Aims to Decrease Unawareness of Double Negatives
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  August 3
Health Advice by Doctor Madame Secretary Madame Ambassador Aldona Wos, MD
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  July 22
Jones + Blount, Ungrammared Merge in Unparalleled Sharing of Dynastic Media Power
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  July 20
Clinton Wants A Female's Face On The Bill
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  July 8
Nurse Shark Attacks Increase in NC; Doctor Sharks Take Credit
news  ·  By Craig Millar  ·  July 1
UNC-CH Women Ready to Face Germany
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 30
Alternate-Universe Wal-Mart, NASCAR To Drop Betsy Ross Flag
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  June 25
British Baby Left in Car As Temperature Inside Approaches 72
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 23
Sen. Hartsell Cleared of Misusing Campaign Funds for Haircut
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  June 19
Tree Cut Down In Cameron Park
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 18
Abandoned Saudi City Perfect For Running Out of Sand Storm Into
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  June 11
Snotnosed Young Upstart Paper For Some Reason Thinks It Can Cover the News Better Than Ungrammared
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 7
Scientists Alarmed by Increasing Randomness of Alma Adams's Hats
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  June 2
Gelwood South Enjoys Novel Way to Catch STDs While Bathing in Urine
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 30
Phil Berger Continually Breaks 4th Wall During NCGA Session
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  May 29
Sen. Apodaca: NC Children Have Right To Sound, Basic Form of Melanoma
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 18
Elevation Church Tix Sell Out to Scalpers Profit
local  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  May 12
Secretary of Transportation Tony Tata: Tips for Using North Carolina's Transportation Infrastructure
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 7
Raleigh Police Officer Pretty Sure He's a Lock for "Ingrate of the Year" Award
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 5
Durham Goes Ahead, Renames Greenway "Sitting Duck Trail"
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  May 4
News & Observer Moving to Studio Loft Apartment
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  April 29
YP Employees Directed to Deliver Phonebooks Directly to Dumpsters
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  April 23
Harvard Comma Admitted Into Sentence Due To Legacy
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  April 21
Workplace Safety Tips from Secretary of Labor Cherie Berry
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  April 16
Obama to Visit NC; Ungrammared.com "Accidentally" Left Out Of Blogger Town Hall
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  April 15
Michelle: Sasha and Malia to Eat Only 'TOP' Ramen Noodles
politics  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  April 14
Raleigh-Durham Ranked #1 City to Move To and Then Bitch About
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  April 2
NCGA Passes Sweeping Reform, State-wide Custodial Staff And UNC-CH Alumni Upset
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  March 20
O’Bamas Celebrate Irish Heritage
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  March 17
Area Couple Fails Dog Adoption Home Visit
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  February 25
Wake County Renews "Asinine Weather Decision" Protocol
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  February 25
NC Department of Cultural Resources Launches Awkward "Friends of the Museum With Benefits" Membership Level
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  February 16
Swimwear Manufacturers Applaud Tillis For National Weight Loss Plan
politics  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  February 4
Tillis: “Salmonella Will Revitalize Failing Health Care System”
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  February 4
NC House Democrats Propose Drive-Through Abortion Clinics
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  February 2
In Wake of Attacks, Locals Rally in Support of France
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  January 31
Millennial Couple Moving From One Dream Career to Another
news  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  January 29
First Bill of the Legislative Session Allows Guns in N.C. Daycares
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  January 20
Duke Totally Going With Plan B On Whole Minaret Thing
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  January 16
Thousands Flock to Duke Chapel for Annual Pilgrimage
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  January 15
University of Phoenix Online Students Upset About Parking
local  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  January 13
Masons Somehow Lose Book of Secrets, Must Sell Temple
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  January 8
ACC Offers Expansion Bid to the Taliban
local  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  January 6
2014
McCrory Accidentally Grants Clementines to Death Row Inmate
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  December 30
McFarlane Grants Amnesty to OTB’ers
politics  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  December 24
Cameron Park Residents Ask City to Condemn Neighborhood for Green Space
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  December 19
Fun Facts You May Not Have Known About Raleigh!
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  December 16
Women's Polle3 Classes Gaining Popularity in Garner, Willow Spring
local  ·  By Craig Millar  ·  December 10
Patrick Cannon Wins Election in FCI Morgantown
politics  ·  By Norm D. Guerre  ·  December 8
OTB Passports an Ugly Necessity for Many Families Over Thanksgiving
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  November 27
Details of Cary PD High-Speed Chase Leaked
local  ·  By Craig Millar  ·  November 25
Rev. Barber Confusingly Calls for Peas and Hominy at Protest
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  November 24
Patrick Cannon Makes Statement on First Day In Prison
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  November 19
Local Proctologist Retires After Losing Passion for Staring at the Lining of the Human Anus
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  November 13
Local Hipster Beaten Wearing Outfit From Banana Republic
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  November 12
Jos. A. Bank Offering "Buy Three Shirts, Get One Franchise" Deal
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  November 7
Raleigh Parks & Rec Building Moat Around Hayes Barton
politics  ·  By Craig Millar  ·  November 4
Ungrammared's Extremely Scientific Exit Poll Interviews
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  November 4
The Verse Thing You Will Ever Read (an Ungrammared Halloween)
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 31
Mailer Accusing Bradshaw of Chainsawing Kids in His Basement "Really Goes Too Far," Says Bradshaw
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 30
Wednesday Teacher Workday Impacts Lower-Wealth Families Disproportionately
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 29
Ebola Nurse Released Back Into Wild
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 28
Dilworth Man Disappointed in Lack of Street Litter
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 27
Rev. Barber: Airports Are Disenflightizing Minorities
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 23
Keys Confiscated From Completely Loaded Nachos
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 20
Major Garner Economic Development Announcement Looming
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 18
Thom Tillis's Work Experience Before Politics Varied More Wildly Than You Might Think
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 15
Patrick Cannon Sentenced to Serve as Mayor of Cary
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 14
Al-Qaeda Goes Big, Makes IPO
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 13
Raleigh Finally Adding Something New and Different
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 11
Local Man Takes Ebola Ice Bucket Challenge
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 8
Raleigh Journalist Wins National Award for Hard-Hitting Series on Raleigh Housing Authority
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 8
Food Lion Mascot Mauls Family in Living Room, Devours 17 at T-Ball Game
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 7
Local High School a Possible Hub of Mountaineering
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 6
Crack Dealers, Pimps in Oakwood to Remain Unmolested for Time Being
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 4
Nurse at Christian Science Church Really Bored
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 3
McFarlane Swaps Brier Creek for Dix Campus
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  October 1
Raleigh Police Department to Add Fiat 500s to Motor Fleet
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 29
UngR&Rammared's List of Upcoming Concerts at the State Fair
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 26
#twittertalk gots 2 #stop sez prof @MeredithCollege
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 24
House Votes to Support Moderate High School Rebels
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 22
Obamas Relocating to Cameron Park in 2017
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 18
Thousands Slain As Greek Festival, Turkish Festival Each Claim Jim Graham Building
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 15
During Recession, Local Business Adapts & Evolves
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 13
Ask President Barack H. Obama
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 9
Man Proud of His IT(o)B Status
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 7
Ask Sen. Kay Hagan
how-to  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 4
Biden Snags Cheap Cigs on Trip to North Carolina
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 4
Barack Obama Updates LinkedIn Profile In Anticipation Of 2016 Job Search
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 3
Olds Takes First in Mock Bowl
news  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 2
Police Snipers Deployed to Alexander Family Y
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  September 1
Typo Quarantines Local Library
local  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  August 29
Eagles Under Pressure to Change Team Name
politics  ·  By Exploding Weasels  ·  August 27