Local Man Confused, Then Annoyed
Apparently There Is A 'Soccer Match' Going On Right Now
With the Carolina Hurricanes fresh off a Stanley Cup, the Knicks celebrating an NBA title, and North Carolina playing in the College World Series, reports indicate a separate, unconfirmed athletic event has also been taking place.
As Raleigh celebrates a Stanley Cup and the rest of the country celebrates a Knicks championship, reports indicate a 'World Cup' featuring 48 countries is also occurring, for reasons that remain unclear to most Americans.
Politics & Government
State Government
LEAKED: NC Office of State Human Resources Clarifies Pretend-to-Work-From-Home Guidelines
Ungrammared has obtained an internal memorandum distributed last week to all North Carolina state agency staff. It is presented here in full.
Local Government
Town of Cary Approves New Shade of Tan
The unanimous vote marks the first update to the municipal color palette since 2003
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