Raleigh Police Officer Pretty Sure He’s a Lock for “Ingrate of the Year” Award

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The Peace Street Starbucks, which had the unmitigated gall to serve hot coffee without charging anything.

By CRAIG MILLAR                                             MAY 5, 2015

RALEIGH—RPD Lieutenant Matthew Kohr announced Monday that because of his suing Starbucks for $750,000 after spilling a cup of free coffee – that is, coffee at no cost – in his lap, he’s “a sure bet” for Indy Weekly‘s 2015 Ingrate of the Year Award.

“My only real competition is an elderly gentleman who flipped off a church group that came over to mow his lawn,” said Kohr. “I’m pretty sure I topped him.”

Kohr is also an odds-on favorite for taking this year’s Medical Idiocy Prize for drinking coffee while having Crohn’s disease.

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