Durham Goes Ahead, Renames Greenway “Sitting Duck Trail”
By CRAIG MILLAR MAY 4, 2015 DURHAM—The renowned American Tobacco Trail is getting a new name, befitting its status as...
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News & Observer Moving to Studio Loft Apartment
By CRAIG MILLAR APR. 29, 2015 RALEIGH—The News & Observer is exploring a sale of its headquarters at 215...
YP Employees Directed to Deliver Phonebooks Directly to Dumpsters
By CRAIG MILLAR APR. 23, 2015 CARY—In a move designed “to reduce redundancy and to show our commitment to...
Workplace Safety Tips from Secretary of Labor Cherie Berry
Hey, y’all! I was so honored when Ungrammared – which I had never heard of, to be honest...
Michelle: Sasha and Malia to Eat Only ‘TOP’ Ramen Noodles
BY NORM D. GUERRE Washington, DC – First Lady Michelle Obama has long been a passionate advocate for healthy,...
Raleigh-Durham Ranked #1 City to Move To and Then Bitch About
By CRAIG MILLAR RALEIGH (-DURHAM)—Raleigh and its mongrel stepsister city Durham received yet another accolade Wednesday, as US News...
Wake County Renews “Asinine Weather Decision” Protocol
By CRAIG MILLAR CARY—Leaders in the Wake County Public School System doubled down on their inclement weather policies, which...
Swimwear Manufacturers Applaud Tillis For National Weight Loss Plan
BY NORM D. GUERRE WASHINGTON, D.C. – On Wednesday afternoon, Barbara Brady, Director of the California based International...
NC House Democrats Propose Drive-Through Abortion Clinics
By CRAIG MILLAR FEB 2, 2015 RALEIGH—Just in time to counter a flurry of Republican legislation in the new session...
In Wake of Attacks, Locals Rally in Support of France
By TODD CHESTER JAN. 30, 2015 RALEIGH — Mere weeks after deadly terror attacks in France shocked the world, Triangle...