Voices From Around the State: A New Feature Exclusively at Ungrammared
Our investigative team hit the streets of North Carolina called their friends to find out what your fellow citizens think of the now-defunct Charlotte Free-Range Bathroom Ordinance and the soon-to-be-defunct HB2, the law from the NC General Assembly that inadvertently boosted Charleston’s summer concert series by 500%. Here’s what they said:
“I was really bummed that the General Assembly took away my right to have a man piss on the seats of my bathroom.”
-Tiffany Kasey, Charlotte
“I’m actually kind of glad the NCGA took the transgenders down a peg or two. They’ve had it pretty easy for too long.”
-Rodney Quick, Willow Spring
“I don’t want no chick dicks next to me at the urinals.”
-Alfred DuMond, Swansboro
“I’m curious to find out if women that identify as men leave the f**king seat up as well.”
-Rachel Lewis, Apex
“I don’t know about the law, but thank God Douche Springsteen and Cirque du SoGay ain’t coming here no more!”
-Ainsley Mott, Manteo