Snotnosed Young Upstart Paper For Some Reason Thinks It Can Cover the News Better Than Ungrammared
By JAMES A. WALKER, Int’l News Bureau Chief JUN 7, 2015 RALEIGH—Well, la dee da. Drew Elliot, the chief spokesman for...
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Scientists Alarmed by Increasing Randomness of Alma Adams’s Hats
By DICKIE GREENLEAF JUN 2, 2015 WASHINGTON—Political and fashion scientists from NC State, Duke and UNC-CH raised the alarm this...
Gelwood South Enjoys Novel Way to Catch STDs While Bathing in Urine
By KEVIN LOMAX MAY 30, 2015 RALEIGH—Downtown was clogged earlier today, and not just with traffic. “Slide the City” infected...
Phil Berger Continually Breaks 4th Wall During NCGA Session
By NORM D. GUERRE 5/27/2015 Raleigh, NC – North Carolina Senate President Phil Berger reportedly broke the fourth wall...
Sen. Apodaca: NC Children Have Right To Sound, Basic Form of Melanoma
By CRAIG MILLAR MAY 18, 2015 RALEIGH—The N.C. Senate voted 48-2 Wednesday afternoon to ban anyone under 18 from using...
Elevation Church Tix Sell Out to Scalpers Profit
By Norm D. Guerre Charlotte, NC – According to sources such as Outreach Magazine and the Charlotte Observer,...
Secretary of Transportation Tony Tata: Tips for Using North Carolina’s Transportation Infrastructure
As told to Roger Thornhill, Government Correspondent for Ungrammared As many of you know, I am an expert on...
Raleigh Police Officer Pretty Sure He’s a Lock for “Ingrate of the Year” Award
By CRAIG MILLAR MAY 5, 2015 RALEIGH—RPD Lieutenant Matthew Kohr announced Monday that because of his suing Starbucks for $750,000...
Durham Goes Ahead, Renames Greenway “Sitting Duck Trail”
By CRAIG MILLAR MAY 4, 2015 DURHAM—The renowned American Tobacco Trail is getting a new name, befitting its status as...
News & Observer Moving to Studio Loft Apartment
By CRAIG MILLAR APR. 29, 2015 RALEIGH—The News & Observer is exploring a sale of its headquarters at 215...