Way Too Many Zaxby’s in Charlotte: Business Op Ed By NORM D. GUERRE 8/13/2015 Charlotte – Zaxby’s is opening its 700th in Charlotte next week, according to our...
Carolina Panthers Change Name to Dodgers By NORM D. GUERRE 8/4/2015 Charlotte – The Carolina Panthers announced today a change in the team name. “The...
Clinton Wants A Female’s Face On The Bill By NORM D. GUERRE 7/8/2015 WASHINGTON-Hillary Clinton said Tuesday that a woman’s face should be on a Bill, and...
Alternate-Universe Wal-Mart, NASCAR To Drop Betsy Ross Flag By NORM D. GUERRE 6/24/2015 The 50 Colonies – Long a controversial symbol of home rule, sovereignty, and rugged...
Sen. Hartsell Cleared of Misusing Campaign Funds for Haircut By NORM D. GUERRE 6/19/2015 Raleigh, NC – After a month-long investigation, the state Board of Elections voted to clear...
Abandoned Saudi City Perfect For Running Out of Sand Storm Into BY NORM D. GUERRE 6/10/2015 Saudi Arabia – An abandoned city at coordinates 21.205411, 49.30752 has recently been rated...
Phil Berger Continually Breaks 4th Wall During NCGA Session By NORM D. GUERRE 5/27/2015 Raleigh, NC – North Carolina Senate President Phil Berger reportedly broke the fourth wall...
Elevation Church Tix Sell Out to Scalpers Profit By Norm D. Guerre Charlotte, NC – According to sources such as Outreach Magazine and the Charlotte Observer,...
Harvard Comma Admitted Into Sentence Due To Legacy BY NORM D. GUERRE Cambridge, MA – An incredibly pretentious and dim-witted comma gained admission to a sentence Thursday...
Michelle: Sasha and Malia to Eat Only ‘TOP’ Ramen Noodles BY NORM D. GUERRE Washington, DC – First Lady Michelle Obama has long been a passionate advocate for healthy,...