Ungrammared Presents (a little late) the 2017 State Fair Music Lineup!

It’s nearly getting close to almost State Fair time! Actually, it’s already here, but the music editor just came down from a five-day shroom high and the press strike is finally over, so we can at long last bring you more fake creative news. And since it’s a slow news week, Ungrammared presents its lineup of the stars coming to Raleigh and rockin’ out in the Dort Narena!

The hyperlink does not work, as this image was ripped off of the real State Fair website where you can find actual concerts coming to the Fair. State Fair: 12-22 October, NC State Fairgrounds, Raleigh (just outside Beltline)

 

Salmon Bills (local hair band): Jim Graham Building, 17 October, 8pm-3am

Lost In The Trees: cancelled due to there not being a big enough space to hold all 1,293 band members

Gaylords of Darkness (Raleigh City Council death metal tribute band): Red Cross Building across from place where you give fake names for paging, 18 October, 8:15pm

Kanye West: Long, oddly Spanish-style building (between GOP and Libertarian booths), 19 October, 9pm

The Heartpaddles (Tom Petty tribute band): Village of Yesteryear, 20 October, 4:20pm

Stevie Nicks: Fairground Petting Zoo (goat section), 20 October, 7pm

Dillon Fence and The Connells: Dort Narena, 17 October 4:30pm (Senior Citizens Day)

Eagles of Death Metal‘s F–k No, We’re Not Playing Paris Again Tour: dirt racetrack where they have less-popular ethnic festivals and occasional gang stabbings, 20 October, 3pm (behind bullet- and bomb-proof glass)

Scotty McCreery: Dort Narena, 21 October, 8pm – tix totally sold out to every hot sorority girl at State and dudes from Garner

Bo Burnham: Dort Narena, 22 October, 8pm (singing this awesomeness)

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