Raleigh-Durham Ranked #1 City to Move To and Then Bitch About

By CRAIG MILLAR

RALEIGH (-DURHAM)—Raleigh and its mongrel stepsister city Durham received yet another accolade Wednesday, as US News & World Report ranked them “No. 1 City to Move to and Then Bitch About Endlessly to NC Natives and Relatives in Florida and New Jersey.”

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“This honor is further proof that our great city – and Durham – are learning to politely listen to Yankees complain about how we don’t know how to drive, how the hot weather sucks, and how there are no authentic Italian restaurants like in Brooklyn, in order to expand our great tax base,” said City Councilman Bonner Gaylord.

Raleigh-Durham was also listed in Forbes as the #3 city to get most irritated when people don’t know it’s two separate cities, behind Minneapolis–Saint Paul and Dallas-Fort Worth.

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